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Song Parodies -> "Man Who's Dressed Like Zorro"

Original Song Title:

"Man Of Constant Sorrow"

Original Performer:

Soggy Bottom Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Man Who's Dressed Like Zorro"

Parody Written by:

A Room Full Of Monkeys

The Lyrics

I...am a man...who's dressed like Zorro...
I got rubber for my blade
I...did tell my wife...I want a real one...
Gen-u-ine sword and sheath of suede
(But of his wife he is afraid)

I...must make my Z's...with Heinz 5-7...
And I must do it all outside
I...am swift and fierce...and filled with vengeance...
I made the dog go run and hide
(We're pretty sure he's certified)

I...am foe of fear...and friend of justice...
My other friends all went away
I...brandish this sword...with dead precision...
I have a blade but I'm not gay
(Not that there's something wrong with gay)

You...can challenge me...to death we'll battle...
Except I must be home by eight
I...must mask myself...to protect others...
In leather pants I'm lookin' great
(He's sixty-five pounds overweight)

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Michael Pacholek - August 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Whoa, flashback to Tessie (Queen of Swords) Santiago... OK! Now, where was I? Oh yeah, good parody.
SheDuke - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow!! This parody rocks! 555's!

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