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Song Parodies -> "Trip to the Buffet"

Original Song Title:

"Rock Your Body"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Justin Timberlake

Parody Song Title:

"Trip to the Buffet"

Parody Written by:

Ross Marshall

The Lyrics

Don't be so quick to clear my plate
Let me eat
I wanna fill my plate up with meat
Let me eat
I will admit that I don't wanna pay
Let me eat
Just let me eat more till the break of day
Let me eat

Buffet? Sounds good today
Just wanna eat some food
I'll have whatever you have
Come on, I'm in the mood
See, I would like some stew
And a plate of sweet corn too
And we'll get the cheese that's bleu
And the beef that used to moo

Chorus
So I'll grab some rolls
And I'll grab a couple more
And the pears and apples
That you eat to the core
Said the soup is thick, it's smelling right
And pasta that the chef's been making all night
Don't be so quick to clear my plate
Let me eat
I wanna fill my plate up with meat
Let me eat
I will admit that I don't wanna pay
Let me eat
Just let me eat more till the break of day
Let me eat

I don't want no SPAM
Just wanna eat real things like legumes, pork, and ham
Coco and onion rings
See it appears to me
That it's all-you-can-eat
I'm gonna clear this buffet good
I'll start off with those good beets

Chorus

What you want boy?
No disrespect, cause this place is real fly!
How bout some poi?
I can't wait to have a slice of pie
Beans made of soy?
Hurry up, cause you're taking too long
You like La Choy?
Better have a full plate by the end of this song

So what did you come for?
I came to eat the food
And you know that it's gonna drop on the floor
I came for oranges dude
You're searching for deep fried Eeyore?
It's time to eat these plants
I'm gonna eat a lot more and hurl

Hey, let me eat
Yeah, don't forget gravy

Don't be so quick to clear my plate (Don't take away come on and)
Let me eat
I wanna fill my plate up (Let me fill my plate)
With meat (Come on and)
Let me eat
I will admit that I don't wanna pay
(I will admit that I don't wanna pay, just)
Let me eat
Just let me eat more
(Yum, yum, ya-yum) Till the break of day
(Come on and)
Let me eat

What you want boy?
No disrespect, cause this place is real fly!
How bout some poi?
I can't wait to have a slice of pie
Beans made of soy?
Hurry up, cause you're taking too long
You like La Choy?
Better have a full plate by the end of this song

Munch, munch, munch, crunch yum munch crunch yum munch (4x)

Don't be so quick to clear my plate
(Just think about cukes)
Don't be so quick to clear my plate
(And those zucchinis)
Don't be so quick to clear my plate
(I'd like some of everything right now)
Don't be so quick to clear my plate
(Don't forget the gravy)

Munch, munch, munch, crunch yum munch crunch yum munch
Are you eating that?
Munch, munch, munch, crunch yum munch crunch yum munch
Let's eat something
Munch, munch, munch, crunch yum munch crunch yum munch
Like food from Sighet
Munch, munch, munch, crunch yum munch crunch yum munch
Cause I gotta have a full plate by the end of this song

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Kitty - August 28, 2003 - Report this comment
That was hilarious! lol!
Ross Marshall - September 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Kitty, I'm glad you liked it.

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