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Song Parodies -> "Tasty Lemonade"

Original Song Title:

"Lady Marmalade"

Original Performer:

Mia, Pink, L'il Kim, and Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"Tasty Lemonade"

Parody Written by:

Ross Marshall

The Lyrics

It's best if you listen to the updated version, not the older version by Chaka Khan (I think). I hope you enjoy!
Where's all my lemons mister
Let me smell the sugar mister
Hey mister! Yo mister! Ho mister! You mister!
Hey mister! Yo mister! Ho mister! You mister!
He came down the street in those phat blue suede shoes
Very fatigued from the heat
He said: Hello, I'm Joe. I want some lade to go

Chorus
Tasty, wasty yeah, yeah haha
Try some, buy some now here
Try a mocha latté decaff
Or the tasty lemonade
Qui a coupe le fromage, you foo!
Qui a coupe le fromage

He said he had come from a place where he'd just
Drank a lot of magnolia wine
And ate stuff that's sweet, no fruits or greens, yeah

Chorus

He paid us with the money from sellin' garter bags
I let him know he could buy cake, said: I just ate!
He said with a stroke he'd buy us our own chain of stores
He's sayin' he'll build each with revolving doors
We agreed cause our business was bombing
We could make enough money to buy an Atari
Wear ideal shoes, have suits that are rouge
Thanks to the man in the blue suede shoes
Hey mister, yo mister! Have more lemonade mister
Why drink wine with diamonds in the glass
Lemons taste so good in a sugar-water base
Tell others bout tasty, wasty yeah and
Café mocha latté and some real tasty lemonade
One more taste, c'mon now
Lemonade, tasty lemonade, lemonade

Go down your throat feeling silky smooth
Nothing like café au lait, alright
We're the CEO's of our biz, taste so good that we cried: More...more...more!
Come on, we're open from nine to five
Sellin' the lemons for life
But when they have one glass you know it won't last
They want more...more...more!

Chorus

Qui a coupe le fromage, you foo!
Qui a coupe le fromage (c'mon uh!)

First water
Lemons
Lil' ice
Sugar
Thanks to the man in blue suede shoes
Best lemonade here
Real tasty lemonade, yes hah!

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Meriadoc - August 23, 2003 - Report this comment
'Qui a coupe le fromage' - that's priceless! (And the original was by Labelle).
Wild Man - August 23, 2003 - Report this comment
That was so good it made my lips pucker
Mickeymoore - August 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Were the hell you get chaka khan from
Ross Marshall - September 01, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm glad you guys liked it. I didn't recall who performed the original and all, and I saw that on a website, perhaps I misconstrued the information given...my bad, but once again, gald you enjoyed it!
COOLIO - November 09, 2010 - Report this comment
FOO

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