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Song Parodies -> "Time To Clean Up"

Original Song Title:

"Theme from Love Story"

Original Performer:

Andy Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Time To Clean Up"

Parody Written by:

Cathy Almeida

The Lyrics

Where do I begin?
I need to clean this dusty house of mine
It hasn't seen a broom for a long time
There's dust and grime but not a bit of shine
Where do I start?

With a strong elbow
A lot of soap, a pail of mop and glow
It wont be hard to make the dust bugs go
Soon you'll see your image in the floor
So don't you dare
So don't you dare
To bring in muddy things
Or cow manure or even grass clippings
You just beware
And take some care
And even if you can't
Remember only that if you don't
You could be lonely
You'll reach for my hand
I won't be there.

How long will this last?
Will you drop your hair down as you are walking past?
If you drink something, will you just leave your glass?
Will you clean your pant before you rest your ass?
Will you take care?

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Diva - August 27, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked it. I can feel your pain.

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