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Song Parodies -> "The Viagra Song"

Original Song Title:

"Venus"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Frankie Avalon

Parody Song Title:

"The Viagra Song"

The Lyrics

Penis if you will,
Please wake up when I take this little pill,
Today there is so much sex everywhere,
Why shouldn't we get our share?

I'll admit it's true,
I can't recall what you're supposed to do,
I only know that life's not going right
When you live to watch Nick at Night.

Penis,
Once had a mind of his own,
Now I just cannot think,
Since he went on the blink.

It isn't hard to see,
What's good for Bob Dole is good for me,
I know my spark of youth I soon will find,
I just hope I don't go blind.

(Spoken): Hi honey. I've got my Viagra and I'm on my way home. You've got a what? A headache?

(music up again)

Viagra! Viagra!
Hey never mind.


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Phil Alexander - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, this one must have been a hard one to write ;-)
Michael Pacholek - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
This one got a rise out of me.
Claude Prez - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, a good solid effort.
Billy Florio - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I busted a nut on this one.....Oh wait, was that not a double entandre?
Mikey F - August 09, 2003 - Report this comment
The time you spent on this one must've been long and hard...

did I just kill it?
Mikey P - August 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Mikey F wants to know if he killed it. No, but you are beating it to death.
You - October 03, 2006 - Report this comment
You're all ridiculous and I will destroy you all!

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