Penis if you will,
Please wake up when I take this little pill,
Today there is so much sex everywhere,
Why shouldn't we get our share?

I'll admit it's true,
I can't recall what you're supposed to do,
I only know that life's not going right
When you live to watch Nick at Night.

Penis,
Once had a mind of his own,
Now I just cannot think,
Since he went on the blink.

It isn't hard to see,
What's good for Bob Dole is good for me,
I know my spark of youth I soon will find,
I just hope I don't go blind.

(Spoken): Hi honey. I've got my Viagra and I'm on my way home. You've got a what? A headache?

(music up again)

Viagra! Viagra!
Hey never mind.


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