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Song Parodies -> "Phasers on Stun!"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Phasers on Stun!"

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The Lyrics

We're in warp, and nothing slows us down
Commander Worf, scan all the planets around.
And I know, Geordi, just how you feel.
You've got to work with the engines and keep the core sealed

Oh can't you see the trouble here
I've got no contact from the last 'Away' team
Can't lock a transporter beam
Oh can't you see what this means?

Phasers on stun (Stun!)
Phasers on stun
Set 'em on stun. (Stun!)
Set 'em on stun.

Data! "Yes, sir?" Where are they?
Tell me, where's my men?
"Captain, I do not know." Is that so?
The rescue begins

Well don't you see the problem here
We've got to find a way to rescue our team
Is it the Borg or the Breen?
Oh can't you see what this means?

Phasers on Stun (Stun!)
Set 'em on stun.
Phasers on stun (Stun!)
Put 'em on stun

[guitar solo]

[keyboard solo]

Phasers on Stun (Stun!)
Set 'em on stun.
Phasers on stun (Stun!)
Put 'em on stun

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Michael Pacholek - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
As Data (may he rest in peace) would say, I find this parody very intriguing.
Steven Cavanagh - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
well matched to the subject matter and the original song!
Phil Alexander - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment

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