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Song Parodies -> "Giant Metallic Mouse"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Piece of Flesh"

Original Performer:

One Inch Punch

Parody Song Title:

"Giant Metallic Mouse"

Parody Written by:

Marianne E. B. Markham

The Lyrics

Another of my latest, based on Final Fantasy 7.... I noticed how Ultimate Weapon can be such of a wussy fighter, compared to all those other giant monsters, so I decided to make fun of that in writing this spoof. It may not be exactly to the pacing of the song, but it's close and the result is hilarious!
(song starts with Ultimate Weapon roaring to the rhythm)
I...I will split you in two!
Crush you with my toes!
And turn you into dog food!
We can do this the easy way!
Or we could do this the hard way.
I know you want, this, blade!
The one named after me, Ultimate Weapon...

And I! I am!! A giant metallic mouse I am!!
A giant metallic mouse I am!!
A giant metallic mouse I am!!
A giant metallic mouse I am...

Here I go go GO! I'm crusin' in the air and I see you chasing at me with
Your fancy airship, the one named the Highwind.
I'm a giant metallic mouse. I don't come with a lot to fight.
Well maybe a few flashy lights... You bug me all day and night!
Yes it's true! Nothing I can really shout to get through your heads!
Maybe my bruthas and sistas will teach you a lesson!
You bump me and nudge me! Now don't you mess with me!
'Cause you'll be sorry when you're in a face off with my siblings!
I may be the youngest but I can be the toughest!
But I really don't want to 'cause I'm a big lazy dork!
Poke with a fork, I don't care! I'm a dork!
Sure you have beaten me in Junon, but first I haven't hurt you none!
I hover right ahead of you at 200 miles per hour!
I wanna see ya cower! Don't look at me sour!
I can take a chomp at your airship if I want to
But I really don't, all ya buncha fools!
So why don't y'all fly away and leave me alone! I'm a giant metallic mouse!
So why don't y'all fly away and leave me alone?! I'm a giant metallic mouse!

I am!! A giant metallic mouse I am!!
A giant metallic mouse I am!!
A giant metallic mouse I am!!
A giant metallic mouse!!

I, will split you in two!
Turn you into dog food!
Then make my escape route!
If al, if although (So why don't y'all fly away and leave me alone?!)
I could easily give the blade! (Giant metallic mouse!)
But I have my dignity! (So why don't y'all fly away and leave me alone?!)
So it's a fight to the death battle... (Giant metallic mouse!)

And I! I am!! A giant metallic mouse I am!!
A giant metallic mouse I am!!
A giant metallic mouse I am!!
A giant metallic mouse I am...

So why don't y'all fly away and leave me alone?! I'm a giant metallic mouse!
So why don't y'all fly away and leave me alone?! I'm a giant metallic mouse!

(Song ends and fades out, with Ultimate Weapon roaring to the rhythm)
Copyright: 2003, property of Marianne E. B. Markham

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