I thought talking dogs were only make-believe
Ones like Astro, McGruff and scooby-doo
Then my friend had sent me, on a blind date
From the view behind she looked really great.

And then I saw her face
She looked like a retriever
With a little trace
Of shiatsu and chow
She's a dog (ooohhhhhhh)
She's a retriever leave it to beaver every night.

I thought I had done something to anger him
But then I remembered he was blind
Then I started crying, cause I saw her butt
I swear I saw a tail on that little mutt.

And then I saw her face
She looked like a retriever
With a little trace
Of shiatsu and chow
She's a dog (ooohhhhhhh)
She's a retriever leave it to beaver every night.

Then I bought some kibbles
For my dog named Sam
When I said who's hungry she said I am.

And then I saw her face
She looked like a retriever
With a little trace
Of shiatsu and chow
She's a dog (ooohhhhhhh)
She's a retriever leave it to beaver every night.

Then I saw her face
She looked like a retriever
With a little trace
Of shiatsu and chow
She looked like a retriever
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (yeahhhhhhhh)
She looked like a retriever
With a little trace
Shiatsu and chow
She looked like a retriever.