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Song Parodies -> "Payless Shoes"

Original Song Title:

"Air Force Ones"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nelly

Parody Song Title:

"Payless Shoes"

Parody Written by:

Baby Blue

The Lyrics

"Payless shoes"

[Chorus]
I said give me two pair
(cause) I need two pair
So I cood get a trippin on my payless shoes (big boy)
trippin in my payless shoes

I like the all white high top strap wit the Styrofoam.
Paint em silva so I make it look like chrome. People don't understand like they playing telephone. so get it right or else send ya 2 ya room.

Now if you gossiped bout copper plastic shoes and bronze.
(Big boy) you can't get this type even if ya had your own IRISH leprechaun.
(Big boy) u no I keep it heavy metal. feet start to settle.
(Big boy) yea pedal to the medal.
(Me) Make ya steamed like a kettle (big boy)

I like the spongebob and also the power puff girls
(Big boy) sticker that r painted rocks that suppose 2 b pearls
(Big boy) leave the price tag
with the Dora the Explora book bag
(Big boy) don't matter people think I'm St. Nick
(come look for me) People sittin on my lap (Big boy)

D-d-d-don't get these shoes mistaken
All high heels r taken.
(Big boy) customers get shocked especially the women
(Big boy) they get mad n they start goin crazy n chasing
(Big boy) I need these shoes ma heart is just racing(big boy)

[Chorus x2]

We up in payless lookin for sum hot shoes
(Big boy) I need a discount cause I didn't go and pay ma dues.
(Big boy) I can tell she never shops at payless for shoes
(Big boy) cause she's just standin ther as if I'm watchin Blue's Clues
(Big boy) I said excuse me miss ther anything that'll match ma jeans
(Big boy) she said us at the movies wit the light blue and green.
(Big boy) I said maybe this Friday sounds great make that Eight
(Big boy) and I gave her ma (yo) number
(yo) "make sure ya ain't late" (big boy)

I keep it real stylish, stylish keep em intact
(Big boy) purple in green with Barney, Clifford with the red in black
(Big boy) I like em colorful with rainbow quarters
high waters, (big boy) $7.00 4 new law
But Styrofoam don't rot(Big boy) When I win jackpot (blhhha) in the house I'm crazy
(Big boy) then its back to shopping n nobody could try to phase me
(Big boy) then I see if they good n they really tasty. Sticky n pasty
(Big boy) always the e behind the ....... Toe lazy (big boy)

aight I pretend that my shoe is my ride
(Big boy) chrome for the cap wit ma payless shoes untied
(Big boy) gonna stink the tires
I'ma b on fire
(Big boy) I stink ma shoes so no one could go n steal em
(Big boy) you see that pink tricycle with the spokes I love to feel em (Big boy),
(I'm dreamin and I'm thinking that can't be the real him)
(Big boy) I got the shine in them
Neva start tiein them
(Big boy) ain't no point what the colors are
I'm definitely buyin them (big boy)

Get the right type like love at first site with/ brown on whites
(Big boy) them quarters the kites they all take flight
(Big boy) The only bad thing is that they start to bite
(Big boy) Cause once they start to bite u messed up your whole night
(Big boy) Got an education ya hear ova by the station
(Big boy) this kid crazy actin like he on vacation
(Big boy) He think he can create a payless shoe inflation
(Big boy) they all purpose tryin to get them on vibration(big boy)

[Chorus x2]

I wore Hot wheels at first but that was before
(Big Boy) gr...., when those come "in" I gotta go back to the store
(Big Boy) Big clown shoes, only sold in payless shoe source
(Big boy) Pretend to be poor so I get money to buy sum more (big boy)


Look I'm tryin to keep up like a young little cat
(Big boy) rockin sweatsuits and hairy mammal fitted hats
(Big boy) mad coins and all
(Wow) sum payless shoes and all
(Big Boy), (I got some thirteen) Mr. Rogers buyin slippers and all (big boy)

Now some time I get a discount some times I hit-n-run
(Big boy) walk to the counter and they know I'ma pull a stunt
(Big boy) pull out a football and a mini paint ball gun
(Big boy) pretend that I'm there boo (yo)
sweet talk em, I'm #1(check), (big boy)

Bunch of boxes were I hide em (hide em)
should ride em (big boy), (ride em)
like an angel I gotta guide em
(Big boy) I'ma payless fanatic
All hott sneakers I have it
(Big boy) Ya gotta love payless shoes only for me its automatic(big boy)

[Chorus x2]

Big boy.. Big boy.. Big boy

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TheAnonymousWeirdGirlInTheCornerDressedInBlack - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Hell yea! I get my shoes from payless alot! Well I used to. lol When I was little. And I thought everyone had free lunch and one pair of shoes. I was so naive. Hahahahaha Awesome parody. Payless kicksass!!! ^_^ -TAWGIT C. DIB
nadia - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
man tha wuzz 2 funny, yall had me cryin. it wuzz just that funny. keep writtin so i can trippin of it

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