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Song Parodies -> "My Cocaine Habit"

Original Song Title:

"My Prerogative"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bobby Brown

Parody Song Title:

"My Cocaine Habit"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

He must have done serious drugs back in the day with that hair cut
So I'm always snorting all this stuff up my nose
How long do you think I'll live?
So I screwed up Whitney, but she is still wit me
That's my cocaine habit

They say I'm strung out
I'm really messed up
It's my cocaine habit
They say I'm washed-up
Career's not worth a damn
Getting drugs is how I live
Hallucinations
How are they so real?
But no one here believes me
I really do know the best dealers my brother
Trying hard to cut this line
I love the snow
Before I snort this line, sing

(Chorus:)
So I'm always snorting all this stuff up my nose
How long do you think I'll live?
So I screwed up Whitney, but she is still wit me
That's my cocaine habit
It's my cocaine habit (it's my cocaine habit)

It's the way that I wanna live (it's my cocaine habit)
I can beat whoever I want (it's my cocaine habit)
The law can't tell me what to do (it's my cocaine habit)
'Cause what I'm snorting I'll snort with you

Go get my stash
Cut it on the glass
Mushroom trips are not my thing
All these Whitney Houston fans really get me down
I see nothing wrong with beating my lady around

(Chorus)

I can do what I wanna do (it's my cocaine habit)
I can beat my wife (it's my cocaine habit)
And I'm snorting it all for me (it's my cocaine habit)

Tell me, tell me why can't I do my drugs
Live my life without sobriety
My people say Coke!

Yo, Whitney snort it like this
Oh no no I can do what I wanna do
Me and you together together together together together

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