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Song Parodies -> "I'm Gonna Rip"

Original Song Title:

"Losing Grip"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Gonna Rip"

Parody Written by:

Prozac Fairy

The Lyrics

Shes not my favourite artist and I was bored today
Are you aware of what I had to eat, Baby
I ate the Indian for breakfast
That you didnt eat
Didnt you feel the need to finish it?
Left it there for me
And now my assholes weak

Now its playin in my tummy
My poo will be all runny
Its not very funny
So I'm warning you now

I had to sh*t
You didnt care
When the loo roll wasnt there
My ass was burnin raw
You, now have to smell it
Punishment for my lack of nourishment,
And my a@#$%^& is sore

Was it some trick you put beside you?
So I'd stink out the place
And when I turn around I dont
recognise your face
You've gone all purple
Are you fainting?
Is the smell that bad?
Must be the lunch I had

Mexican is not good
Now I know that I should
Not eat it with you, oh no


I had to sh*t
You didnt care
When the loo roll wasnt there
My ass was burnin raw
You, now have to smell it
Punishment for my lack of nourishment,
And my asshole is sore


Sh*tting out proud
I'm shitting out proud
This turd is so big
that Im grunting out loud

Get me some.... loo roll
For your own good, do as you're told

I... had to sh*t....
Hope this isnt too innappropriate!

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Mr. T - August 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Still got it, Prozac.
anny - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
disgusting

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