Dear mother, can you see me playing
It's been three whole weeks
Since I entered your home
This PS2 has left me screaming
Cause now it seems that I am playing on my own
And I'm feeling so alone
Pay attention to playmakers
And hail mary bombs
Some say it's dumb
Some call it nice
I want to take you through a world I like to call my home
PS2 paradise

A gunshot rings out in Vice City
Another alley-oop and all the fans yell wow
It makes me wonder if I shouldn't play
Because I've beaten ten games
Made in Tokyo
Am I Japanese? No!
Pay attention to playmakers
And hail mary bombs
Some say it's dumb
Some call it nice
I want to take you through a world I like to call my home
PS2 paradise

Dear mother, can you hear me laughing
It's been six whole months since
I entered your home
It makes me wonder why I'm still here
Because I've beat every game
Outside Tokyo
And I'm never gonna go
Pay attention to playmakers
And hail mary bombs
Some say it's dumb
Some call it nice
I want to take you through a world I like to call my home
PS2 paradise