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Song Parodies -> "The Bartender Shot The Thief"

Original Song Title:

"Bartender And The Thief"

Original Performer:

Steriophonics

Parody Song Title:

"The Bartender Shot The Thief"

Parody Written by:

Shorty

The Lyrics

look at my other parodies
when you think about it he's watching
every move you make hey dazed and when
he's found you out he calls him up and out
she comes and shoots at us
I'm drinking, I'm thinking, I'm mumbling

the bartender shot the thief and his brothers
steal what they had like a pearl from there lovers
met in a club a night to remember
shootin' the graves of bodies dismembered

he watched the mafia talk he missed and
groped but mostly talked in lust crushed
he couldn't make the shot his eyes were
gripped on bloody a bluffs enough
failed for once
I'm drinking, I'm thinking, I'm mumbling

the bartender shot the thief and his brothers
steal what they had like a pearl from there lovers
met in a club a night to remember
shootin' the graves of bodies dismembered
I'm drinking, I'm thinking, I'm mumbling

the bartender shot the thief and his brothers
steal what they had like a pearl from there lovers
met in a club a night to remember
shootin' the graves of bodies dismembered

saved what they stole and met at the drinks bar
if the want sumit "this is mine by far"
went to jail, had to start life over
they broke out went with there lover

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