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Song Parodies -> "Ode to the Home Depot"

Original Song Title:

"My Heart Will Go On"

Original Performer:

Celine Dion

Parody Song Title:

"Ode to the Home Depot"

Parody Written by:

Comedy Guy

The Lyrics

Every night in my dreams
I see drills and pliers
I love the smell of drywall

My deck needs improvment
I'll buy me a nail gun
I caulk the bathtub just for fun

Near, far I'll hop in my car
And I'll drive to the Home Depot
Once more I got to fix that door
Looks like I've got to buy bolts and screws at the Home Depot

The roof is leaking
The floor is creaking
The house really needs a paint job

I want a hacksaw
I'll buy one right now
And a garden hose just for me


I need a new toliet seat
And I know I can find one there
Flashlights and copper wires
Safety goggles too
I love you Home Depot!

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