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This is Big Bro (Bro)
Takin' over the show (show)
With this Nu Flow (Flow)
You need to listen up to feel this (shhhhh)
Cos we won't quit (quit)
When we make them hits
And stack them chips
Who's this?

(CHRIS MOYLES)
Yo mother scrubbers in the house - Yo Yo
Hey, my name is Chris, im a rapper from Leeds
Im fat with a big belly, cuz i dont eat seeds
I eat lots of chips, cuz i really like the taste
Dont eat cabbage, or eat lettuce, or even fish paste
You can call me Chris, which is my proper name
You can stroke a horsey, if it's got a lovely mane
I better stop this rappin, cuz its drivin me insane
Ho!

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(COMEDY DAVE)
It's Davey, I bet you all know my name
I get the bus to work because I dont like the train
Last year I went to spain, this week I'll go to the game
It's West Ham away, another three points all the same

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(ALED)
DJ Aled is my name, and I'm from Wales
We have lots of hills, like the Yorkshire dales
I'm a rapper not a singer as I shake my bones
DJ Aled's in the place like a rapping Tom Jones
Got my ladies on the phone, when the phone goes beep
I have so many ladies that I just can't sleep
And one thing to remember
Don't mention sheep.

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(WILL KINDER)
It's Will in charge of the flow, mixin it up 'n makin a dough
Picking the tracks for Moylesy to play, selectin the tunes when makin your day
We do the stuff on the 1 of the 3 rippin it up with your good company
Yer aint the same without all of us, listenin close, dont want any fuss.