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Song Parodies -> "Songs They Sing(4 Courtney and Fred)"

Original Song Title:

"The Best of Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Starting Line

Parody Song Title:

"Songs They Sing(4 Courtney and Fred)"

The Lyrics

Ah the Starting Line...just decades after Courtney crossed the finish line...she don't want to stop either...
Did you ever notice that when stars are old
and so washed-up
They get real vengeful
And swear and curse in songs they sing
They spit at crowds and get real loud
They all should move over the the truth is that they're done for good

Here we go again
On dozens of countdowns, won't calm down
You hear a familiar voice and realize it is Courtney
We wonder about her sanity and why Kurt loved she
Now she's old and ugly...
Doesn't want to let go
Turn our music off and we plug our ears,
It's over just get used to it

Did you ever notice that when stars are old
and so washed-up
They get real vengeful
And swear and curse in songs they sing
They spit at crowds and get real loud
They all should move over the the truth is that they're done for good

Touring with new bands
Trying to push a new album.
They get mad when we boo,
So they throw stuff at us and get real rude
We're holding up our hands (holding up our hands)
With the finger, (With the finger)
You suck please get off the big stage

Did you ever notice that when stars are old
and so washed-up
They get real vengeful
And swear and curse in songs they sing
They spit at crowds and get real loud
They all should move over the the truth is that they're done for good

Holding up our hands, with the finger
We're holding up our hands, with the finger
We turn the music off,
we're holding up our hands
The next time they come back,
we will mob, y'all....
we will mob, y'all!

Did you ever notice that when stars are old
and so washed-up
They get real vengeful
And swear and curse in songs they sing
They spit at crowds and get real loud
They all should get over the
Feeling that they're done
They should just give it up

You're my dad's age so move aside
We have gotten tired of you
So please go away...
*Too busy dancing uncontrollably to that hateful 'Macarena' song* HELP!! I CAN'T STOP!!

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sam - August 13, 2003 - Report this comment
i thout that was so good it rock so now i have it stuck in my head well bye

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