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Song Parodies -> "Hot Dog Buns"

Original Song Title:

"Air Force Ones"

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Parody Song Title:

"Hot Dog Buns"

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The Lyrics

NELLY SUCKS!!!I am aware this makes no sense, but neither did the songI am never going to do rap again also
I said give me two chairs
(cause) I need two chairs
So I can get to chompin on my hot dog buns
So I can get to chompin on my hot dog buns

I like the all white high top with the toasted bottom
theres somthin bout dem that's luring why I got em
I leave um unwrapped and mold come up out um
the last person that munched um I been shot um

Now if you cooked, and seen lime green coarses that are teeny
you couldn't get this color until it started stinking
you know I keep it sick (not)
My homies enjoy it with soda pop
yea my dog buns are tip top
(Me) now clean up with a mop

I like the limit ed edition to severly toasted and obscene
patent makes it better, can sell on internet stream
1 foot without crap
so big you need a road map
all flavors well it just depend
on when and (don't get me) where I am at

Don't get me wrong man
And Sunbeam aint dumb man
cuz if the food is on the shelf you should have some man
you can not sit up and tell me that you have had none man
you may not have three or four but you need more man

[Chorus x2]

We up in Betty Crocker I'm looking like I need those
ten in. in a half and if you got em give me few of those
I can tell she never seen Sunbeam befo
cuz shes just standin ther as if its growin toes
I said excuse me miss I only wanna buy a few
she said I love u sir especially when food is true
I said the food sounds nice make it with rice
and I signed reciept and used basic math
(yo) "thanks, I won' suffice

I keep it real girdy, girdy you know how I do
green in mold with the fakers the wrong ones that ain't true
I like em floppy with hangin dogs
lows mids and high dogs, Which are clear so
But this taste with it is cold
but when I bite I taste mold (blhhha) in the house I must go
then its back to the on purpose with em and dots in the flo'
then I'm stopping this dough that I'm kneading fo sho
on dem machines they give the flow

O.. k li, I treat my food like my ride
chrome on the fat places with no wood in the inside
spray candy on the swoosh

With the electric spoof
put the kid on the scale now I got a wad of food
you see that low risk with the purple poop that is ridin him
(Big boy) ten in. is my size how I like dem
No point in tiein dem
aint no point in fryin these at all
You know I'm buyin dem

Now don't nothing get the hype on first site like, white on whites
dem three quarters them lows they all tyme
the only problem they only good for one night
cuz once you scuff um you f*cked up ur whole night
whats my basis? The look up sto on his faces
this kids outrageous hes byein them by the cases
cuz once I cop um gut um and switch the spices
they all purpose ya heard me kinda like my ratin ;)

[Chorus x2]

I devoured bratwursts now theres no replacin dem
damn, the hose come out shoulda write my name on dem
these cool from Taiwan you gotta wait on dem
I had to get em early so I ate more cake instead

Look I'm tryin to keep it up like a one minute man
while Ali on the Kawasaki two head buns
decour 'em all
fish suckin um all
security buyin dogs and all

Now some time I get em free some time I gotta pay
walk in the stor and they now what I'm bout to say
why you wait so long they withered grey
ones in the back and (yo)
tha case u got on display

Now were da boxes were I keep mine
You should beep twice
Maybe once or twice but never three times
I'm just a hotdog pro
feed to pumas and sloths with 3 toes
but cant nothin compare to a fresh crispy white curl

[Chorus x2]

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Tinkleheimer - August 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Nelly - August 25, 2003 - Report this comment
NE-LLY you obviously didn't like me then so why u hatin now. That inhaled.
Tinkleheimer - August 25, 2003 - Report this comment
*tries to communicate* I zee have zee time while uhh I am not
Lio (Liquid Optix) - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey man, I'm from GE. member me? well anyways, this is pretty funny, this one is my fave even though it's only the second one I have read!
Tinkleheimer - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Yup I 'member you. Thanks for reading
aka skittles - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
you hatin, butt its tight. 4 real. nelly up thur shut up and quit bein stupid. 1 of my favs.
Shawn Leblon - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment
It's Hot Dog Day ! Ketchup with your friends/ family and cook up some yummy fun with them. Reach out to all your dear ones with lip smackin' ecards from our collection

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