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Song Parodies -> "She's Nineteen"

Original Song Title:

"You're Sixteen"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ringo Starr

Parody Song Title:

"She's Nineteen"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

to be sung to Kobe Bryant
she says sex was unclean, yeah, it wasn't sweet
but there is no need to whine
she's nineteen, not juven'le, so you're fine!

R Kelly's gone a wall, those were little girls
now he's just gonna fry
but she's nineteen, not juven'le, so you're fine!

not a baby, not a pet
not related, you wont go to heck
you touched her then, she called the cops
you didn't piss on kids with props

now that judge will just see a normal rape charge
you will not serve too much time
'cause she's nineteen, not juven'le, so you're fine!

not a baby, not a pet
not related, you wont go to heck
you touched her then, she called the cops
you didn't piss on kids with props

now that judge will just see a normal rape charge
you will not serve too much time
'cause she's nineteen, not juven'le, so you're fine!
MFLORIO45@hotmail.com

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Ron West - August 06, 2003 - Report this comment
This is terrible. It doesn't make any sense. There is no rhyme nor reason.
Mike Florio - August 06, 2003 - Report this comment
um Ron, I have a feeling you dont know the origional song...
Tone-Def - August 06, 2003 - Report this comment
sorry mike but this really doesn't make much sense. I'm no lawyer but i'm pretty sure that "normal rape" gets punished pretty severely, i think about as much as "normal manslaughter"
Michael Pacholek - August 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Not one of the better Florio songs. And the original was by Johnny Burnette in 1960. Though Ringo did, by mistake, inspire Billy Ocean on the second chorus by saying, "You walked out of my dreams and into my car" instead of "...into my arms."
Ron West - August 06, 2003 - Report this comment
No, Mike, I do know the original - I believe Mr. Pacholek correctly listed it above. Sometimes I think you're more interested in quantity rather than quality.
Mike Florio - August 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Im sorry, everybody, but you still haven't conviced me as to what is so wrong about this song...I thought it came out alright...maybe it needed more explanation behind it, if I told you that Im saying "at least Kobe didn't rape a minor" which is infact the point of the song especially with the churus especially stating, "Not Juvinile, youre fine!" I thought that shouldve explained itself, but I guess not. Sorry if you didn't like it, I liked it, and Im the artist, I stand by my opinion, I dotn write for you guys!
Tone-Def - August 06, 2003 - Report this comment
ok you asked for it here's my full criticism of this song. first of all, what is "you didnt piss on kids with props" supposed to mean? Secondly what does "gone a wall mean" You mean gone off the wall? Also i understood the general message of your song and it's a very negative one. It would be one thing if kobe wasn't facing harsh consequnces and you were satirizing how he's getting off easy, but he is not getting off easy. Last time i checked the newspaper it seems that if convicted he could end up with 4 years to life. So it seems like you're saying it's not so bad to rape someone if they are over 18. I welome anyone with law experience around here who would like to compare relative punishments for the offenses described in this song to please do so. Mike - you have a right to like this sonbut we're warning you on the comments section that most people you sing/show this to probably won't like it very much.
Ron West - August 06, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't think you should take this constructive criticism so personally. In general, the comments are saying that the message is not being understood; we're not following the story you're telling.

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