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Song Parodies -> "Virginity"

Original Song Title:

"Celebrity"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Brad Paisley

Parody Song Title:

"Virginity"

Parody Written by:

Zak Randall

The Lyrics

Someday I'm going to do it
Have I ever done it, well no
These days I really want it
Just wanna feel my body parts grow
Can't wait to mate with a supermodel
Can't wait to tell my dad
Not gonna wreck my life
I just want it real bad

Chorus:
Wanna lose my virginity
It's driving me to insanity
No I'm not real cool
But all the women make me drool
And all the girls that are on TV
I can throw major fits
Because girls always give me the pits
All I want to do is score
Don't want to be a virgin anymore
And the pressures that go with
Losing my virginity

I go cry to my mother
When things don't go my way
Girls don't ever act very nice
No matter how well I act
My girlfriends always spread nasty rumors
They'll makeup some awful stuff
But the more they give me the rubdown
The more my junk goes up

Chorus:
Wanna lose my virginity
It's driving me to insanity
No I'm not real cool
But all the women make me drool
And all the girls that are on TV
I can throw major fits
Because girls always give me the pits
All I want to do is score
Don't want to be a virgin anymore
And the pressures that go with
Losing my virginity

So lets hitch up your blouse and expose your chest
We'll find a place in the sun to have a little fun
I'll be a real world bachelor
Wilt Chamberlain wanna be
Hey Hey supermodels
Here I come

Chorus:
Wanna lose my virginity
It's driving me to insanity
No I'm not real cool
But all the women make me drool
And all the girls that are on TV
I can throw major fits
Because girls always give me the pits
All I want to do is score
Don't want to be a virgin anymore
And the pressures that go with
Losing my virginity

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