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Song Parodies -> "M.A.T.T"

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50 Cent

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The Lyrics

[Chorus x2]
Now here is the truth about me
That my last name begins with a G
No Escalade, no hair, you can't see
That my real name is M-A-T-T

Now hold up, I'm on the net, using so many names
I got a thing for playing, online, the Internet games
Those Yahoo plays, it's Old Maid, 2-1 and Spades
You see those foolish gamblers, man that just ain't safe no way
I play around 'cause I have nothing else to do
Minutes later, now I'm arguing with you
See me talking to a chick saying what I like about her
But I got a girlfriend I don't know to do without her
She like me picture, wanna get with her, but can't do this now
She from the west coast, and I'm over here from Michigan
But wait a minute, I can't do no two forty five again
I'm just that guy who wants to get his own on
I could care less how she feels and no it ain't wrong
Girl get off me, catch a cab, you just played by this kid
Look people it's this simple, you just seen
You reading with me, you just seen me as M-A-T-T


I'm 'bout parodies you read, got skills come PM me
Do a duet with me, my name M-A-T-T
Now you have seen my name, no fakers, just makers
Full of surprise, real name is M-A-T-T
Come do a rap with me, if you got skills to be
How's it feel to know me as M-A-T-T
Download a music swing, hear me on mp3
Music software called Kazaa, name is M-A-T-T
Man I can rhyme like this I can do it all night long
Staying up all the time 'til I see the break of dawn
I gets no sleep, got to break a hundred songs
I know it won't happen, but I want to become Am I Right icon
I'll be here 'til the times runs out, I shall not fall
See how I spoofed Kid Rocks Bawitdaba 'bout going to the mall
I'll admit, some songs I did were a piece of ish
But look, I got up to the top twenty-five list


I've done it before, I met people online
Instant message, in person, and outside
At a public place with people all around
I even met folks that were way out of town
I'm searching for internet dates, only 'cause they're easier
Man I don't have the time, I never try to please her
Now we all know they come and go, see you later
Bring it up from the low, what are you some kind of hater
You instant messaged me, holler at me using Altered EgoUNLV
I'll send you a picture, just got to ask me
Fow now I'm using AOL as my net service provider
This won't last, I'm gonna get cable which is higher
Get the head out my ass, we'll see how how long this lasts
'Cause I got 6 females and tons of money to pass
Time to get rich, not paying for ish
Got a date, make her pay, how it is


Yeah, they say when your on the net not to give your real name
Well on here with this song I broke that rule and just did
I was the first to start this, the 50 Cent parodies
I got to go now, catch up with me if you can, HOLLA!

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Ghetto John - August 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job bro!

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