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Song Parodies -> "The Puck"

Original Song Title:

"The Luck"

Original Performer:

Selfish wayz

Parody Song Title:

"The Puck"

Parody Written by:

T.J. Spindler

The Lyrics

This is for Static, who like me, loves Hockey! By the way Static, Hope you like it!
Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Game on!

I'm such a jockey.
'Cause I play hockey.
No one ever mocks me.
'Cause I play Hockey.

Pass the puck.
I'll do the Slap shot.
Pass the puck.
Before the darn period is over.

I'm really good at this game.
Thats what everyone claims.
If I keep playin' like this,
I'll have an immortal name.

Pass the puck.
I'll do the slap shot.
Pass the puck.
Before the period is over.

Last period.
Now we have to get serious.
9 to 5.
The other team is gettin' delerious.
We're winnin'.
Really spinnin'.
Betta watch out,
'Cause we are killin'.

Pass the puck.
I'll do the slap shot.
Pass the puck.
Before the period is over.
(Repeat 3 times)

bookwriter225@msn.com

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T.J. Spindler - August 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Do u like it static?
Michael Pacholek - August 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Even the Rangers don't stink as much as this parody does.
T.J. Spindler - August 13, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm sorry Michael. But I don't say that your songs suck in public. Why would you do this. Your parodies probably Weren't very good on your FIRST TWO WEEKS OF PARODY MAKING!!!!
Guy DiRito - August 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Way to be subtle there Michael. Did you used to work for the state department at one time?
T.J. Spindler - August 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey, Guy. Can you ask CG to get rid of all the repeat posts on my songs? I'd owe you. Please ask him!
malcolm higgins - August 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Michael has basically ( no, he never really comes out and says it) said that lots of my stuff is shit too, T.J thicken your skin.. he's usually right .. there's some gems and clunkers.. keep writing, and you'll do both.. oh and btw.. stop the spamming or no one will talk to you k?
Static - August 14, 2003 - Report this comment
sorry bout da layoff... more madden! my falcons are 11-0 as of Thursday... Super Bowl Bound! look for a parody of at least one madden song, give up the grudge by gob. t.j. if you want me to do a song about hockey, i will. i'm working on a phoenix coyotes song. see ya. p.s. good job with this
Static - August 14, 2003 - Report this comment
sorry bout da layoff... more madden! my falcons are 11-0 as of Thursday... Super Bowl Bound! look for a parody of at least one madden song, give up the grudge by gob. t.j. if you want me to do a song about hockey, i will. i'm working on a phoenix coyotes song. see ya. p.s. good job with this
Static - August 14, 2003 - Report this comment
sorry about the double comment.
Michael Pacholek - August 14, 2003 - Report this comment
OK, comparing this song to the New York Rangers was a low blow. I apologize. But I've seen plenty of better hockey parodies here. Hell, I've DONE a few better hockey parodies. And if I'd ever worked in the State Department, the President of the Republic of Arabia would be meeting with President Gore today, asking him what he should do with the former royal family. (Assuming, of course, I'd resigned in January 2000 to head the Florida campaign office.)
Michael Pacholek - August 14, 2003 - Report this comment
And Static: The Falcons are arguably only the third-best team in their own division, and by no means are they a playoff lock. Their best hope is that nobody looks like an obvious pick for the game with the Roman numerals.
Static - August 14, 2003 - Report this comment
i'm cheating on madden here! the saints never march in (sorry louisiana people) and the bucs can be beat (by the saints and falcons). vick rules, tory woodbury (?) is nearly a pro bowler, and my free safety caught a touchdown pass. and i only charge three bucks for beer. i'm now 13-0. I'm going to do the California Governor song soon... but don't get your hopes up... it's average. static out.
Diva - August 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Lots of excitement here thats a good thing. Need to work on those lyrics. Delerious was good .

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