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Song Parodies -> "If Tomorrow Never Comes (R16)"

Original Song Title:

"If Tomorrow Never Comes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ronan Keating

Parody Song Title:

"If Tomorrow Never Comes (R16)"

Parody Written by:

Luzette

The Lyrics

sorry if u take offense. it aint exactly classy
Sometimes late at night I lie awake and watch her sleeping.
ON MY WEBCAM
I'm lost in adult dreams so I turn out the lights and ogle in the dark
And the thought crosses my mind
If I wake up late one morning
Is the wives tale real and if I wank too much
Could I go blind?

If tomorrow never comes
Would she still be on my PC?
Did I try in every way
To disguise my adult play
As dull accounts and sums?
If my time on earth were through
Would my wife find out about me?
Would she calmly tell her of my past
Or put her in a cast?
If tomorrow never comes

'Cause I've lost loved files in my life
I never knew how much I loved them
Now I live with the regret
That my first wife knows how sick I am
So I made a promise to myself
To pay each day to keep her quiet
And avoid that circumstance. Where there's no second chance to deny that I feel

If tomorrow never comes
Would she still be on my PC?
Did I try in every way
To disguise my adult play
As dull accounts and sums?
If my time on earth were through
Would my wife find out about me?
Would she calmly tell her of my past
Or put her in a cast?
If tomorrow never comes

Don't tell that someone that you love
Unless you want the shove
If tomorrow never comes

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Jillian - August 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Soooo funny!!!!

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