Song Parodies -> Homeless Shelter

Original Song Title:

"Helter Skelter"

Original Performer:

Beatles

  
Parody Song Title:

"Homeless Shelter"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

When I get to the dumpster I dig through the entire trash heap
I look for stuff to keep me warm living out on the street
Hey I got to the bottom and found some shoes again.

Hell yes I want you to feed me
I'm covered in lice and I'm home to some scabies
Wash me, clean me, feed me, come on give me an answer
I'm just a vagrant with VD and cancer

Homeless Shelter, Homeless Shelter, Homeless Shelter

Will you, won't you want me to dry up
I'm drinking down fast from a dirty tin cup
Sniff me, Smell me, Smelling like Night Train
I may be a boozer 'cause my liver is in pain

Help out
Homeless Shelter, Homeless Shelter, Homeless Shelter
Look out I'm throwing up

When I get to the shelter I go back to the back of the line
Where I wait and I wait for a meal that is fine
Oh no, please don't tell me that it's corned beef hash again.

Well do you, don't you want you to clothe me
I'm wearing old rags and they are pretty smelly
Give me, give me, give me a handout
I may be a hobo but I'm also a dropout.

Give me!
Homeless Shelter, Homeless Shelter, Homeless Shelter

Come on! Homeless Shelter
I'm throwing up fast
Yes I is.
Yes I is.
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Billy Florio - August 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny
Meriadoc - August 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Hmmm.....funny, in a sick sort of way...

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