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Song Parodies -> "Hotel Alibi For You"

Original Song Title:

"Hotel California"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Hotel Alibi For You"

Parody Written by:

Don Stough

The Lyrics

On a dark city byway, feeling so out of place
Smell of her cheap perfume wafted up in face
Up ahead in the distance, I saw the neon light
My head grew cloudy and my will grew weak
I had to have a one night

As we stood in the lobby
I heard my conscience tell
It said over and over that
this could be Heaven or this could be Hell
Then she grabbed my hand and she showed me the way
There were signs on all the walls,
That could only be seen by day...

Welcome to the Hotel Alibi For You
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
You must go in haste (you must go in haste)
Plenty of room at the Hotel Alibi For You
Any time you're here, we'll cover your rear.

Her bra was definitely twisted, it had underwire pins
She had two big freckles that wanted to be friends
As we danced on the mattress, we both broke a sweat
I danced to remember, she danced to forget.

As I fell on the carpet, I saw her behind.
I haven't had that view since my last sixty-nine.
And still those vices are calling from far away,
Woke you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the Hotel Alibi For You
Such a perfect place
For an adultery case
Livin' it up at the Hotel Alibi For You
You won't have a surprise, we don't tell the wives

Mirrors on the ceiling,
The light beer is on ice
She said "We can meet here tomorrow for the right price"
In the breakfast chamber
We gathered for the feast
We stab it with our plastic knives
But we just can't make a crease

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to hurry back
To my home before my wife got sore
"Relax", said the night man
We are programmed to receive,
You can bug out anytime you want
You're credit card number we can retrieve.

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Phil Alexander - August 12, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought that was pretty good for a first parody - assuming it is his first (it's his first on amiright, anyway). An amusing premise, well executed.
Claude Prez - August 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, what Phil said.

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