Was a movie star
but now I'm just a castaway
Stuck on an island
I think the Professor is gay
But there's a fat skipper
He is hot for me
It took me so long to put out
and I put out

She's a big teaser
I really like Mary-Ann
We share the same hut
Like to kiss her like a man, now
But there's that fat skipper
One day busted in, yeah
It took him so long to find out
and he found out
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

Tried to teach him
Gilligan's an idiot
Tried to teach him
Finally gave up and quit, now
There's just the fat skipper
Sometimes Mary-Ann
It took me so long to put out
and I put out

Fat Skipper, Fat Skipper, yeah