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Song Parodies -> "Hit the Store"

Original Song Title:

"Hit the Floor"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Hit the Store"

Parody Written by:

Markcela

The Lyrics

About a shop detective/guard (my english is not very good, u know)
Hit the Store

there is just too many
times that people
have have tried go outside without
wondering what they think of them
and I don't protect them, it's their own fault
too many times that I've
let go on when i needed to cross their way
afraid to say what was on my mind
afraid to say what i need to say
too many
things that they say about me
when I control their bound
they think having the upper hand
means you've got to keep wandering around
but i've had too many rows about it with them
it's just as much as I can stand
if you see a hand pulling in a bag, that hand
is mine

Chorus

so many people agree
punish those people who're telling lies
so concerned about describe the bag
to just say what we find inside
so many people agree
walk to esso and shells all day long
all i know is that all i want
is to feel like i'm not keep off
there are so many things they say
that make me feel, that's not fine
what goes up will surely fall
and i'm counting down the time
cause i've had so many stand-offs with them
it's just as much as I can stand
if you see a hand pulling in a bag, that hand
is mine

Chorus:

one minute they just shop
the next they're not
watch them hop
making the alarm stop
just before you shut the door
one minute they're on top
the next they're not
I changed their lot
making their heart stop
and then they think they won

and then they're alone!

i know i'll never trust a single thing you say
if I know there are proofs it's a lie
but they lie anyway
and all the lies have got you flooding
the diary of us all
and the notice list is now a bit too tall

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Wouldn't You Like To Know? - September 23, 2003 - Report this comment
dude that is odd........
shadows - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
dude u suck
Joel Martinez - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Yup! Agreed, FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR from original, dude,121
Cela - August 26, 2006 - Report this comment
omg yeah it sucked so much!!!!!!11

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