There's a man who has a package for you
Wearing short brown shorts he's a man of action
His truck goes really slow
But the delivery is on time
Odds are he'll do the same thing tomorrow

UPS man
UPS man
There he is at your house
Just sign on the dotted line

In the morning he puts on his brown shirt
Next his brown shorts and then his brown socks
Ah, he'll drive in his big brown truck
And waves as he passes by
Odds are he'll do the same thing tomorrow

(Chorus 2x)

Deliverin' medication one day
Running away from the dog, the next day
Ah, man this job would be fun
If I could just use a gun
Odds are I'll do the same thing tomorrow

(Chorus)

UPS man!!