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Song Parodies -> "A Diet For Me"

Original Song Title:

"It's Gonna Be Me"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"A Diet For Me"

Parody Written by:

Ross Marshall

The Lyrics

LIke always, it's best to read these lyrics as you listen to the original in the background. Before you read it, I will tell you that in the song it says " 'et of di' " and that is just "diet" in a mixed up way of speaking. My dad used to talk like that sometimes. I hope you enjoy!
You think I'm fat babe
That ain't no lie
Seen the pounds come and go
I remember you told me
Not to believe in no 'et' of 'di'
Yeah right, that's why

Every little thing I do
Is just to lose a ton or two
I just wanna try and loose them
And not gain again
Baby, when there's finally
Something better than Jenny
Guess what—it's a diet for me

I got one choice, babe
I'll just eat flan and grind it into paste
I'm just too fat to see
My two tiny little feetsies
Since that one pie
I think you know why


There comes a day when there will be one for me
A diet, diet, diet, diet
A diet for me
All that I do
Is gain a ton or two
Just wanna loose it
Because I'm fat
When finally Jenny is gone
Guess what—it's a diet for me


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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Wild Man - August 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey I'm supposed to be the fat guy around here. The more the merrier I say. Nice work Ross, Man.
Ross Marshall - August 31, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL, didn't mean to steal your thunder there Wild Man. I'm not really fat though...oh well. I'm glad you enjoyed it!

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