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Song Parodies -> "Supermass"

Original Song Title:

"Superman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Goldfinger

Parody Song Title:

"Supermass"

Parody Written by:

Rodrigo Salazar

The Lyrics

So here I am
eating everything I can
To bite in all to what I can
To prove that Im the supermass
Im tryin to keep
My weight on the feet
It seems my ass is farting
all around here

The fridge will work on
Im eating my lunch
I try to eat the Hersheys
more than Veggies
And Im not confused
about what to chew
Sometimes I wanna eat
my food again

So here I am
paying food with lots of dimes
But gettin fatter all the time
Eating pizza in my mind
So here I am
eating everything I can
To bite in all to what I can
To prove that Im the supermass

Im tryin to eat
I dont pay the tips
My ass is gettin wider
every minute
What could I ignore?
Damn, my weight is not good
I know I run the circles
Just to lose weight
And Im so confused
about what to do
From now I wanna lose
my weight today

Spewing everything inside
Feeling weak I just know why
Telling me I have to change
Telling me to lose my weight
What if all that I can do
Is just eat and end the bowl
So Ill have to pay 5 grand
Surgery to not be wide
to not be wide, wide

So here I am
Drinking Gatorades all time
But eating Hersheys all the time
Think Im not fat in my mind
So here I am
doing everything I can
To practice sports to not feel fat
Forgeting I was supermass

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