Song Parodies -> Breaking Up Is Hard On You

Original Song Title:	"Breaking Up Is Hard To Do"
Original Performer:	Neil Sedaka

Parody Song Title:	"Breaking Up Is Hard On You"
Parody Written by:	MooRocca

The dumping people have nightmares about.

Ciao, toodle-oo, farewell, sayonara
Ciao, toodle-oo, farewell, sayonara
Ciao, toodle-oo, farewell,
Breaking up, so say "a-a-adieu"

We have to talk. It's you not me
Love for you, my dear, is sisterly
I don't know, why I'm with you
We're breakin' up, we're oh so through

Your best friend Ben
Is more my type
He's been provin' it every night
Benny knows a trick or two
Does lots of things you never do.

They say that breakin' up is hard to do
Not for me, it might be for you
Please say that we can be friends
Just try to suck it up
Don't picture me in bed with your best friend.

Your mother knew
Please tell her I'm
Thankful for her clever alibis
And yes, baby, your dad knew, too
Guess everybody knew, but you

They say that breaking up is hard to do
Not for me, maybe for you
Please say that we can be friends
Just try to suck it up
Don't picture me in bed with your best friend.

What's wrong with you?
No need to cry
Why do you look so shocked and horrified?
Come on, baby, you know it's true
Our breakin' up is overdue.

Caio, toodle-oo, farewell, sayonara
Caio, toodle-oo, farewell, sayonara
Caio, toodle-oo, farewell
Breaking up, so say "a-a-adieu"

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Billy Florio - August 09, 2003 - Report this comment

This is a very clever and intelligent parody....it should have more votes...good job

Melhi - August 09, 2003 - Report this comment

Wow, thanks for the great compliment, Billy! Glad you liked it. :)

Meriadoc - August 09, 2003 - Report this comment

Good job!

Melhi - August 09, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Merry! Glad you enjoyed it. :)

Spaff.com - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Wow. This one has me breakin' up! (Rim shot.)

Melhi - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Spaff!

Tim Hall - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment

I figure if you have discovered some of my older parodies and rated one or two, I'll return the favor. Nice job!

Melhi - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, Tim! Much appreciated. :)

Adagio - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC-2005) Good parody! 5's

Jordan (Mike Armstrong) - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Charlie Decker - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) Wow. Simply amazing. Teriffic. Straight 5s, and then some!

Melhi - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment

Wow, thanks Pat, Jordan and Charlie! Glad you enjoyed it! :)

Agrimorfee - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC05) That was pretty damned funny.

Melhi - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Agrimorfee! Glad you enjoyed it!

Scathe - April 07, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC-B) This parody was cruel, insensitive, and brilliant. Good job, Melhi.

Melhi - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Awww... thanks Scathe! :)

MysteryGoat - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) Dude this was great!!!!

Guy - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC-B) I'm glad you broke this oldie out of your archives Melhi. Quite enjoyable.

Melhi - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Goat Man and Guy! Glad you enjoyed it! :)

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment

This one flowed with ease, Melhster. And is that four languages worth of farewells in the chorus?

Melhi - April 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Luke! I think so -- and that's about all I know of those languages, too... which is pretty sad, considering that one of them is my mother tongue! ;D

Stuart McArthur - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC-05) - brilliant stuff, Melhi - the words just flowed naturally, and some clever wordplay too - 555

Melhi - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Stu!

Michael Pacholek - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment

Why do I get the feeling the restaurant where I ate last night was bugged?

Melhi - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment

Michael - LOL! (Unless you weren't joking, in which case... awwww, you poor thing!) Thanks for taking a gander! :)

Johnny D - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) Heh heh heh! Breaking US up is easy for you, Melhi!

Kristof Robertson - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) Can't believe I missed this first time around...oh yeah, I didn't join Amiright until '04! Fabulously witty...555

Phil Alexander - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment

Ain't just breaking up that's hard... choosing five songs is worse. Excellent stuff, Melhi.

Melhi - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Johnny D., Kristof & Phil!

Jeff Reuben - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment

Excellent, well written on a topic where we've all been there! Is "Love for you, my dear, is sisterly" the equivalent of "you're more like a brother to me?"

Melhi - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Jeff! Yep, the words no man wants to hear (and I really like that one of yours, too, btw!)

Song Parodies -> Breaking Up Is Hard On You

"Breaking Up Is Hard To Do"

Neil Sedaka

"Breaking Up Is Hard On You"

MooRocca

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