-> "Mac's Paradise"
Original Song Title:
"Gangsta's Paradise" (MP3)
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As I walk through the alley in the shadow of Mac's
I take a look at my lunch and realize it's not enough
Cause I been spending at Mac's for so long that
even my momma thinks that my money is gone
But ain't never crossed a clerk that didn't deserve it
to be treated like a punk you know that's unheard of
Ya better watch out where ya meeting
and where ya eating
Or you and your homies might be lined in chips
I really hate to stop, but I gotta eat
As they gore, I see myself in the in freezer door
Fool, I'm the kinda guy that customers' wanna be like
Eating shit in the aisle
As my wrappers start to pile
Been spending most our time living in the Mac's paradise
Been spending most our cash living off the Mac's paradise
They got cool sale, they got me facing
I can't have a chocolate bar, get two for the same price
So I gotta be down with the Mac's team,
too much 7/11 shopping got me chasing dreams
I'm an educated fool with sugar on my mind
I got the slurpee in my head and the chips in my eye
I'm a hungry mo-fo poor student guy
With my hommies around we gunna eat that pie
Fool, hunger ain't nothing but a heartbeat a way
I'm eating at Mac's, do or die, what can I say?
I'm 21 now but will I live to see 22?
The way this food's processed, I dunno
Tell me why are we so blind to see
that ones Mac's hurts are you and me
Power is the sugar, sugar is power
dollar after dollar, hour after hour
Everybody's eating, but half of them ain't looking
What's going down in the Mac's store
Ain't nobody cooking
They say I gotta chew
but there's nothing there that's free
If they don't understand hunger
How can they feed me?
I guess they can't!
I guess they won't!
I guess they suck!!
That's why I know my life is out of Sugar, fool!
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