Song Parodies -> Kryptonite (Superman)
| Original Song Title: | "Kryptonite" |
| Original Performer: | 3 Doors Down |
| Parody Song Title: | "Kryptonite (Superman)" |
| Parody Written by: | MysteryGoat |
A long time ago someone fell to earth with super strength
His name was Clark Kent
But as superman fought with much faith
Nothing could hurt him no bullets no evil foo
Poor guys there's nothing they can do, yeah
Nothing could hurt him no bullets no evil foo
Though he's superman he's got a weakness like me and you
Ironically it's a green glowing rock from space
Krypton was the rocks home planet place.
No one will ever beat the one and only Superman
Cause he's the Man-Of-Steel
No one will ever beat him again
Except for Lex Luther
Who's got him a stash of, the green, Kryptonite
He's been called strong, he's been called weak
But still he hasn't met defeat
Luther has tried, but he's failed in all attempts since dawn
Someone had found some kryptonite
But it was not green it was red
It was destroyed cause they couldn't get it pawned.
No one will ever beat the one and only Superman
Cause he's the Man-Of-Steel
No one will ever beat him again
Except for Lex Luther
Who's got him a stash of, the green, Kryptonite
No one will ever beat the one and only Superman
Cause he's the Man-Of-Steel
No one will ever beat him again
Except for Lex Luther
Who's got him a stash of, the green, Kryptonite
Yeah!!
No one will ever beat the one and only Superman
Cause he's the Man-Of-Steel
No one will ever beat him again
Except for Lex Luther
Who's got him a stash of, the green, Kryptonite
His name was Clark Kent
But as superman fought with much faith
Nothing could hurt him no bullets no evil foo
Poor guys there's nothing they can do, yeah
Nothing could hurt him no bullets no evil foo
Though he's superman he's got a weakness like me and you
Ironically it's a green glowing rock from space
Krypton was the rocks home planet place.
No one will ever beat the one and only Superman
Cause he's the Man-Of-Steel
No one will ever beat him again
Except for Lex Luther
Who's got him a stash of, the green, Kryptonite
He's been called strong, he's been called weak
But still he hasn't met defeat
Luther has tried, but he's failed in all attempts since dawn
Someone had found some kryptonite
But it was not green it was red
It was destroyed cause they couldn't get it pawned.
No one will ever beat the one and only Superman
Cause he's the Man-Of-Steel
No one will ever beat him again
Except for Lex Luther
Who's got him a stash of, the green, Kryptonite
No one will ever beat the one and only Superman
Cause he's the Man-Of-Steel
No one will ever beat him again
Except for Lex Luther
Who's got him a stash of, the green, Kryptonite
Yeah!!
No one will ever beat the one and only Superman
Cause he's the Man-Of-Steel
No one will ever beat him again
Except for Lex Luther
Who's got him a stash of, the green, Kryptonite
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(ABC) DKTOS, but good read.
(ABC) Pretty clever usage of original lyrics.
As Johnny D noted, this parody plays off of the original lyrics very effectively, but it would have been a better parody if there had been some variety in the chorus.
Not a bad job at all
its not bad at all
It's spelled "Luthor" (pronounced, loo-THOR). Not Luther.
Who cares.
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