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Song Parodies -> "A Market Like This"

Original Song Title:

"A Moment Like This"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"A Market Like This"

Parody Written by:

Ross Marshall

The Lyrics

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Someone once said, "Yo! You'll never find the brie,
Swiss cheese or Pepsi, or refried beans
I almost believed him, but I went in the store
So let me tell you that I went crazy
When I took a cart and waltzed down the aisle

Chorus
A market like this
Some people spend a lifetime in a market like this
Some people search forever for those Pepperidge Farm Fish
Oh, I can't believe I found the refried beans
Some people spend a lifetime in a market like this

Bought some Danishes, barley, and grain
Poultry so tender; straight from Bahrain
Got sugar and cream and other stuff for cakes
Gotta remember to get liver
And toothpaste, apples, and a pear in a

Chorus

Could this be where I find a bear claw?
I finally found the Argentinean Cole slaw
So let me tell you this
Some people spend a lifetime in a market like this

Some people spend a lifetime in a market like this
Some people search forever for that cheese that is Swiss
Oh, I can't believe I found the herbal tea
Some people spend a lifetime in a market like this

Some people spend a lifetime in a market like this

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Overall Rating: 4.3

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Wild Man - August 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Good Job
Ross Marshall - August 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Wild Man, glad you liked it!

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