Song Parodies -> A Market Like This
| Original Song Title: | "A Moment Like This" |
| Original Performer: | Kelly Clarkson |
| Parody Song Title: | "A Market Like This" |
| Parody Written by: | Ross Marshall |
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Someone once said, "Yo! You'll never find the brie,
Swiss cheese or Pepsi, or refried beans
I almost believed him, but I went in the store
So let me tell you that I went crazy
When I took a cart and waltzed down the aisle
Chorus
A market like this
Some people spend a lifetime in a market like this
Some people search forever for those Pepperidge Farm Fish
Oh, I can't believe I found the refried beans
Some people spend a lifetime in a market like this
Bought some Danishes, barley, and grain
Poultry so tender; straight from Bahrain
Got sugar and cream and other stuff for cakes
Gotta remember to get liver
And toothpaste, apples, and a pear in a
Chorus
Could this be where I find a bear claw?
I finally found the Argentinean Cole slaw
So let me tell you this
Some people spend a lifetime in a market like this
Some people spend a lifetime in a market like this
Some people search forever for that cheese that is Swiss
Oh, I can't believe I found the herbal tea
Some people spend a lifetime in a market like this
Some people spend a lifetime in a market like this
Swiss cheese or Pepsi, or refried beans
I almost believed him, but I went in the store
So let me tell you that I went crazy
When I took a cart and waltzed down the aisle
Chorus
A market like this
Some people spend a lifetime in a market like this
Some people search forever for those Pepperidge Farm Fish
Oh, I can't believe I found the refried beans
Some people spend a lifetime in a market like this
Bought some Danishes, barley, and grain
Poultry so tender; straight from Bahrain
Got sugar and cream and other stuff for cakes
Gotta remember to get liver
And toothpaste, apples, and a pear in a
Chorus
Could this be where I find a bear claw?
I finally found the Argentinean Cole slaw
So let me tell you this
Some people spend a lifetime in a market like this
Some people spend a lifetime in a market like this
Some people search forever for that cheese that is Swiss
Oh, I can't believe I found the herbal tea
Some people spend a lifetime in a market like this
Some people spend a lifetime in a market like this
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