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Song Parodies -> "Walk Away (The McDonalds Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Runaway"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Walk Away (The McDonalds Song)"

Parody Written by:

Michael Quinn

The Lyrics

Tasty hallucenations
About the golden arch of trust
My mental aberration
Might cause me to combust
The happy meal that I see
I found it was for you
Now I contemplate the question
(When will I have McDonalds again?)
Plagued by unjust frustration
(When will I have McDonalds again?)

I wanna walk away
With an apple pie
I'd rather rot a tooth
Than with a diet comply
I simply will get cancer
From these fries
I still want some more
To, with food, be entwined

All this hunger, all these choices
I make a major fuss
I'm filled with apprehension
Super size? Oh, I must
Then I pay close attention
To the guy making food
I inquire with this question
(The food's almost ready, but when?)
Impatient with elation
(The food's almost ready, but when?)

I wanna walk away
With an apple pie
I'd rather rot a tooth
Than with a diet comply
I simply will get cancer
From these fries
I still want some more
To, with food, be entwined

I'm gonna walk away with an apple pie
(gonna walk away gonna walk away gonna walk away gonna walk away)
I'm gonna walk away and with no diet, comply
(gonna walk away gonna walk away gonna walk away gonna walk away)
I'm gonna walk away with a box of fries
(gonna walk away gonna walk away)
Fries!
(gonna walk away gonna walk away)
Fries!
(gonna walk away gonna walk away)
Fries!
(gonna walk away gonna walk away)

I wanna walk away
With an apple pie
I'd rather rot a tooth
Than with a diet comply
I simply will get cancer
From these fries
I still want some more
To, with food, be entwined

I wanna walk away
And, with food, be entwined
I wanna walk away
And, with food, be entwined
I wanna walk away
And, with food, be entwined
I wanna walk away
And, with food, be entwined

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Bob O'Mara - August 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Pretty good parody! Can you really get cancer from fries? Just curious...
Mike Quinn - August 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Some of the ingredients in fast food are believed to be either carcinogens (cancer-causing) and/or indirect causes of cancer (causing other diseases, such as obesity which, in turn, are associated with a higher rate of cancer and other illnesses which may cause cancer).
infectedlildude - September 03, 2003 - Report this comment
very funny!
Parody Judge - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
That was probably one of the best parodies I've seen in AGES, and I've been looking at them for quite a while, it's probably Weird Al Yankovich worthy, or better.
o_O - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm never eating fries again...lol this was really funny
i like your pants - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
i have a parody very similar ti this INTHEEND (MCDONALD"S MADE ME FATTER) very good btw

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