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Song Parodies -> "Livin' La Vida Smoka"

Original Song Title:

"Livin' La Vida Loca"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ricky Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Livin' La Vida Smoka"

Parody Written by:

Kyle the Komedian

The Lyrics

She's into superstition, She talks but i dont Listen
I feel a premonition that girl's gonna make me fall.
She's into new sensations, cancer sticks in the lighter light.
She's got a new addiction for Lite every day and night.

She made me switch to Patches
Now i use them as Band-aids to cover up my Scratches
She doesnt ever latch onto Me, Unless i have a Patch On me. Come On!

Upside, inside out she's livin la vida smoka
She'll push and pull you down, livin la vida smoka
Her lips are Black and her teeths covered in Plaque
She will make you Broke-A livin la vida smoka Come On!
Livin la vida smoka, Come on!
She's livin la vida smoka.

We live in an Apartment in New York City with only one Room
She shops at Department Stores and Smells like cheap Purfume
She took my Pets and she took my money
she as long as she has Cigarettes She'll always be my Honey
Everyday I mouthwash with Listerine but still I dont feel clean
She only drinks water from taps and makes you order Schnapps
Once you've had a taste of her you'll never be the same
Yeah, she'll make you go insane.

Upside, inside out she's livin la vida smoka
She'll push and pull you down, livin la vida smoka
Her lips are Black and her teeths covered in Plaque
She will make you Broke-A livin la vida smoka Come On!
Livin la vida smoka, Come on!
She's livin la vida smoka.

She made me switch to Patches
Now i use them as Band-aids to cover up my Scratches
She doesnt ever latch onto Me, Unless i have a Patch On me. Come On!

Upside, inside out she's livin la vida smoka
She'll push and pull you down, livin la vida smoka
Her lips are Black and her teeths covered in Plaque
She will make you Broke-A livin la vida smoka Come On!
Livin la vida smoka, Come on!
She's livin la vida smoka.

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Wild Man - August 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good work, I know smoking is an awful addiction, but it can be overcome.

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