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Song Parodies -> "J.Lo and Freddy"

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Original Performer:

Simple Plan

Parody Song Title:

"J.Lo and Freddy"

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The Lyrics

the names of corse means thats the lines they sing! but wouldn't it be cool if Jennifer lopez meets freddy mercury? yeh and well if freddy were still alive he'd love this parody
Jennifer:My butt is too big ok but I want Fred to know
It's too big, My butt can't even fit
I can't get into the car so I need a bigger car seat
OK Fred I deserve this...

I'm too proud of my big butt I don't have big boobs...

I'm trying to forget that my butt's way too big
But I love it and I'll keep it Yes my butt's way too big
You don't like it But you sang about it
But it's ok If you're there when I die...

Oh Freddy, Oh Freddy, Oh Freddy

Fredrick:Since the day I saw you and after all you've been through
Don't like you, I don't really like you
You seem to be everywhere And that gets really really sucky
Do you think that Ben loves you?

You try to make him happy but it will never work
After all cuz you were married four times

I'm trying to forget that your just there everywhere
You've been married, then divorced but
You won't make it with Ben
But it's over beween you and Cris Judd
And he'll never wanna do this again...


J.Lo:Will I last with Ben Afflek
Fred:I doubt you'll even kiss

J.Lo:I don't know why I'm still lastin
Fred:It's just a faze...

{Gutiar Break}

Jenny and Freddy:I'm trying to forget that I'm addicted to s**t
But I want you and I need you I'm addicted to love
I'm trying to forget that I'm addicted to s**t
Fred:But I want you and I need you I'm addicted to love
Jen:Now it's over Ben and I didn't last
and I never wanna see him again...

Fred:Poor lover, Poor lover,
Both:We're addicted to love
F:Poor lover
Both:We're addicted to love
J:Poor lover
Both:We're addicted to love
J:Poor lover
Both:We're addicted to love
Both:Poor Lover

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Barney - August 29, 2003 - Report this comment
that was a good parody
Barney - September 07, 2003 - Report this comment
did i tell u i suck? oh i do
Yuna - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
glenda - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
it is goooood............................
Solid Snake kicks your a$$! - August 14, 2005 - Report this comment
It was good? How can you find something so disrepectful be 'funny'? J.Marie I had enough of your childish homophic anti-Freddie stuff, I will request your ban from AMI.

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