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Song Parodies -> "Grade Five Crisis"

Original Song Title:

"Midlife Crisis"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Faith No More

Parody Song Title:

"Grade Five Crisis"

Parody Written by:

DarkJon64

The Lyrics

Go on mix green and red
It made sense in my head
I could learn quite a bit
I'm no art genius
My hand is my paint brush
I'll stick my green thumbs in
I cannot stop this thing
I'm fingerpaintin'

Lacks creativity
Oil-based paints next to me
(Grade five crisis)
I hate my color scheme
This paint's intoxicant-free...

You're purple, yes, it's true
But without red, you're only blue (you're only...)
I miss my color chart
That I used back in grade two.

It's a Grade five crisis...
It's a Grade five crisis...

What an embarassment
DiVinci I'm jealous
I ruined my new pants
Painting my pinky black
A little blue and green
I want aquamarine
A little bit more green
I think it's ruined.

Not what I used to be
Holding my paint brushes
(Grade five crisis)
I'm a perfectionist
As perfect as a pink tree

You're purple, yes, it's true
But without red, you're only blue (you're only...)
I miss my color chart
That I used back in grade two.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeah

It's a grade five crisis...

You're purple, yes, it's true
But without red, you're only blue (you're only...)
I miss my color chart
That I used back in grade two.

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Steven Cavanagh - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent concept!
Wild Man - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Very creative
Unnatural Disaster - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
good job
Red Ant - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
455, Some missing lines here and there ( at the end ), but very funny and overall good.

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