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Song Parodies -> "Clorox"

Original Song Title:

"Why Not"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hilary Duff

Parody Song Title:

"Clorox"

Parody Written by:

David Jensen

The Lyrics

"Clorox"

You think your clothes are brilliant
When you hang them on the line
But now they look so dingy when
You see them next to mine

Why you want to look like that
Cause my clothes look so new
You should use a product
That is perfect just for you

So follow me I'll show you
What I use all the time
Clorox bleach and Clorox 2
They both work all the time

You will never have to fear
Because your clothes are clean
I will guarantee you
The big difference will be seen

(So) Clorox
Number one in bleach
Clorox
Makes your clothes so neat
If you don't use Clorox
You might loose a lot
So Clorox
Clorox

Clorox
Number one in bleach
Clorox
Number one in bleach

Your undies are all yellow
Your clothing looks so old
Instead of using Clorox bleach
You're using only Bold

You keep waiting to decide
For what I'll never know
Just go buy some Clorox bleach
And your ready to go

(So) Clorox
Number one in bleach
Clorox
Makes your clothes so neat
If you don't use Clorox
You might loose a lot
So Clorox
Clorox

Oh
This could be the brand for you
Oh yeah
Yes it works don't you know
Oh
It should be the thing to do
What I'm saying is
You got to have clean clothes


You'll never have white crew socks
Your tee shirts are all gray
If you don't use Clorox today

Clorox
Best product to buy
Clorox
Off the shelf they fly
You could use a little
And you can use a lot
But Clorox
Clorox

Clorox
Number one in bleach
Clorox
Makes your clothes so neat
If you don't use Clorox
You might loose a lot
So Clorox
Clorox

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Your Worst Nightmare - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody hs GREAT pacing!! I gave it 5-5-5! But I think you've been doing too many loads of laundry, considering a lot of your songs...
Griffin Dunn - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow, that song is really cool and funny. You should so find an e-mail adress to the clorox people and send it to them! It rocks!

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