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Song Parodies -> "Cut The Cheese"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Goo Goo Dolls

Parody Song Title:

"Cut The Cheese"

Parody Written by:

Ghetto John

The Lyrics

This is a song about an uninvited guest at a party who ruins the whole thing by well....cutting the cheese. Do enjoy, and as always.....Peace---Ghetto John.
Oh my God you Cut the cheese
we need an apology
Its killing my dog from the inside out
All my tears are gushing out

Oh man your butt it really stinks
cuz you farted
And what I smell its killing me!
Yeah you farted
And I get scared cuz my friends falling on their knees

Oh yeah everything's all wrong yeah
You shouldnt wear thongs yeah
Who the hell do you think you are

Oh my God you Cut the cheese
you ate those beans and man it smells
Its killing my cat from the inside out
You had a plate of sour kraut

It's hard to eat the food I choose
Cuz you farted
and all my friends are throwing spoons
Yeah you farted
I can't see when my nightmares are coming true

Oh yeah its so hard to forget yeah
You choke from the stinch left yeah
Who the hell do you think you are

Oh my Lord you cut the cheese
Happy thoughts you stole from me
This is not where you belong
You aint home home and thats just wrong

And you arent all the things
you tried to make believe you were
And I wouldn't be so gosh darn ill
Before the night you farted
And all the stinch that brought the flies
there were no smelly things so disgusting
But oh my God you cut the cheese
Oh my God you cut the cheese!

Rest In Peace---Monaco Chris

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Janessa - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
This song is clever, but it's totally disgusting. You'll never get a girl (or guy) this way. Buw that's cool. You so get my vote! Good job Ghetto John. Hey, do you live in Rolling Meadows, IL. Cuz I do. Ha, Ha! Love ya!

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