Joe Cooper and Doug Remer,
A couple of slackers and dreamers,
Created a new driveway pro game.
All you need to play is deadly aim,
And a good sense of humor to psyche out the other team.

We're talkin' baseketball (its known across the states),
Talkin' baseketball (the referees are on skates),
Scolari steps up to the single square,
He puts the shot into the air,
We're talkin Cooper, Remer and Lil' Bitch.


When Denslow started to croak
At the plate, Coop did choke
Jansen caused his shot to fall just short.
It messed with Cooper's head,
Because Denslow is dead,
And that day it rained shit down on Joe Cooper's head.


We're talkin' baseketball (it's known across the states),
Talkin' baseketball (the referees are on skates),
Scolari steps up to the single square,
He puts the shot into the air,
We're talkin Cooper, Remer and Lil' Bitch.


Now it's one year later
Coop swore they'd play much better,
And Remer sold out to make his own clothing line,
And Coop sure loves Reggie Jackson,
It's time for a game.


Well now it's Denslow Cup five,
The Beers are sucking like jive,
The crowd is stunned at the lack of attempt.
The Felons dominate,
The Beers know their fate,
Until the seventh inning when they just become great.


I'm talkin' baseketball (The Beers become the champions),
Talkin' baseketball (the celebration is rampant),
The team hoists the Denslow cup up high,
Soon other greats will come to the public eye,
Just like Cooper, Remer and Lil' Bitch.


Cooper, Remer and Lil' Bitch,..
(Psyche out! psyche out! psyche out!)
It was Cooper, Remer and Lil' Bitch,..
(Psyche out! psyche out! psyche out!)
I'm talkin' Cooper, Remer and Lil' Bitch,..
(Psyche out! psyche out! psyche out!)
Cooper, Remer and Lil' Bitch,..
(Psyche out! psyche out! psyche out!)
Say Cooper, Remer and Lil' Bitch,..
(Psyche out! psyche out! psyche out!)