Well I walk into the kitchen and my wife starts bitchin
says it's late and this place is dirty
We got dishes in the oven so it's time to get you scrubbin
Get to work and make it all purty

And if your brain's on fine you know it won't work to whine
So start your slavin' now and face your fate
And my one chance to avoid, is if something gets destroyed
So darn it looks like I dropped a plate

So now I'm
Breakin all our dishes
just a few
Breakin all the dishes
oopsie doo
Breakin all the dishes
kitchen crime
Breakin all the dishes
Workin every time workin every time

So it was easy as this and she threw me from the kitchen
It's a shame I'm such a bungling fellow
Well I try and I try but for now it's goodbye
To all that work and to the TV it's hello

She might think I'm havin' fun watching Simpsons reruns
I tell her I don't like it this way
And she really gets annoyed at the way that I avoid
I'm such a jerk so she makes me pay

And now she's
Breakin all the dishes
On my head
Breakin all the dishes
like I said she is
Breakin all the dishes
okay fine
Breakin all the dishes
I'll wash em all next time