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Song Parodies -> "Crazy from Drugs"

Original Song Title:

"Crazy in Love"

Original Performer:

Beyonce feat. Jay-Z

Parody Song Title:

"Crazy from Drugs"

Parody Written by:

BLO-TOWN

The Lyrics

Whitney Houston sings it while Bobby Brown raps.
What?
Where am I right now?
It's Wit and Bobby B., it's ya girl Whitney
It's ya boy Bob

Am I ready?

Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, where am I,
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, where am I,
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, where am I,
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, where am I,

Yeah, where's my crack baby?
Who are you? It's so crazy right now

If you start looking very deep in my eyes
You can see the veins getting red all the time
Take my weave and drop it down on the floor
Sit down and wonder where did my carrer go
So many instances where people call me insane
They don't believe me when I say I don't do cocaine
They say " Hey Whitney don't you do crack?"
I say it's too cheap but Bobby needs that

Chorus
Got me feeling so crazy right now, these drugs
Got me feeling so crazy right now, your drugs
Got me feeling so crazy right now, this buzz
Got me feeling so crazy right now, your buzz
Got me eating a baby right now, I was
Don't know what I'm singing right now
Looking so crazy from drugs
Got me lookin, lookin so crazy from drugs

Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, where am I,
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, where am I,
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, where am I,
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, where am I,

When I'm at a concert I sing so quietly
" What the words are?" I don't know what to sing
Baby Gap is the place I go to get a dress
I look like a pretzel when I think I'm at my best
Cause I , I , I will always love you
Be bada shi sukka gabbe cou
Yeah I know I you don't understand
But I don't either so we're in the same jam

Chorus

Uh oh, who's go?
Don't hog ya'll know when to pass the blunt yo
Bobby. B and the W-I-T, uh oh
Whitney, she's bony, takes crack and hoagies
Old homie and my perogative's to pass the dutchie
Ain't had a hit since New Edition
People ask "Hey when did you get out of prison?"
I need a hit or I might just go psyhco
My lingo leaves my carrer in limbo
Every week I play Bingo, hoping to get a check
So Whitney won't have to bathe in her sweat
Whitney's lookin strange, voice has really changed
I told that ho to get off my cocaine
Yes judge I'll stop lightin up the blunts
My carrer musta been ate up by Godzilla
I been taking my painkillas
Everytime they look at my nose they call me a snowblower
I'm the chosen one, I invented R&B, the only one
So when do I start rapping, huh

Got me lookin so crazy, like spagetti
I don't do crack, cause that's foolish, that's bull$**t
My cd's don't sell, they're even free in hell
Cause these drugs got the best of me
Got me wondering if my name is Whitney
Forgeting the words and dropping down to one knee
These drugs have got me, got me so crazy baby

Chorus 2X

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Dan Sullivan - August 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Many thanks for this parody. It is funny as F***!
Saider E. - August 24, 2003 - Report this comment
This parody gets my vote! U laid it down
Dilair - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
This wuz da shiznit
my6stars - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
This is the best one that I've seen so far! Great Job! Too funny......
Agrimorfee - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
ABC Comp. April--DKTOS, but it was worth reading...very "MadTV" worthy parody. Hits all the points that needs to be made about the Browns. Made me laugh. 555.
Johnny D - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) You get 555 for including this line: "Be bada shi sukka gabbe cou"
Adagio - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS but a good read (ABC)
Spaff.com - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Many great lines. "They're even free in hell." Prison/New Edition. "Bathe in her sweat." And of course the three lines beginning with "Be bada shi..." I'm crazy in love with this one.
Meriadoc - May 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent job! (And took me about 10 hours to download an un-screwed-up version of this song!)
Claude Prez - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't know the original but a very fun read with some great lines. Well done.
neminem - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't actually get the joke with these Whitney and Bob people, but it was still funny. I particularly like "Yeah I know I you don't understand / But I don't either so we're in the same jam".
Paul Robinson - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS, but agree with Claude P on the read. looks like a nice job here.

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