-> "Half Time Burger"
Original Song Title:
"Part Time Lover" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Half Time Burger"
When it was midway through the game
I got a sudden hunger pain
I had to get, my half-time burgers
I struggled up out of my seat
I thought I stepped on someone's feet
While going for, my half-time burgers
How come every time I go to get a bun
I think I'll, be the only one?
I thought I would get up, go get a bite
Along with every other guy in sight.
I saw some burgers sold somewhere
About two hundred rows up there
It's quite a trek, for half-time burgers
I climbed right up and joined the queue
because it's what you have to do
When going to your half-time burgers
Tell me, how come only guys are waiting here?
Just because they also serve beer?
Do the girls all send their guys out for themselves?
No, there they are- queued for something else.
So much money for some pseudo-meat and bread!
Why, I could see a movie instead!
It's outrageous, a disgrace, it sends us broke!
Hi there I'll have two burgers and a coke.
The game's back on- there goes the bell
but I survived the living hell
because I have my half-time burgers
I played the game, I got it beat!
but wait a minute- where's my seat?
I smell frustration, taste defeat
from half-time burgers
I try to eat, my half-time burgers
I trade a seat, for half-time burgers
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