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Song Parodies -> "Two Pop-Tarts"

Original Song Title:

"Two Of Hearts"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stacey Q

Parody Song Title:

"Two Pop-Tarts"

Parody Written by:

Michael Hack

The Lyrics

I never said I wasn't gonna eat my breakfast, no baby
But desperate mama, I can't keep it to myself, oh no
When we're together it's like toaster in the morning, hot baby
My food is burning so come on heat my frozen food, come on come on

Two Pop-Tarts, two Tarts that pop as one
Two Pop-Tarts, I eat them, I eat them
Two Pop-Tarts, two Tarts that pop as one
Two Pop-Tarts, come on, come on

People get cooler 'cuz we always eat our breakfast, yeah baby
I guess they really want a food like yours and mine, together forever
I never thought that I could ever be this hungry, yeah baby
My foods were answered, boy you came in the nick of time
Whoa whoa whoa

I got this feeling that you're going to eat
I never knew that you could eat your Pop-Tarts
Before I wake you I was falling apart
But now at last I really know we're made of

Two Pop-Tarts, two Tarts that pop as one
Two Pop-Tarts, I eat them, I eat them
Two Pop-Tarts, two Tarts that pop as one
Two Pop-Tarts, come on, come on

I never said I wasn't gonna eat my breakfast, no baby
But desperate mama, I can't keep it to myself, oh no
When we're together it's like toaster in the morning, hot baby
My food is burning so come on heat my frozen food, come on come on

I got this feeling that you're going to eat
I never knew that you could eat your Pop-Tarts
Before I wake you I was falling apart
But now at last I really know we're made of

Two Pop-Tarts, two Tarts that pop as one
Two Pop-Tarts, I eat them, I eat them
Two Pop-Tarts, two Tarts that pop as one
Two Pop-Tarts, come on, come on
Two Pop-Tarts, two Tarts that pop as one
Two Pop-Tarts, I eat them, I eat them
Two Pop-Tarts, two Tarts that pop as one
Two Pop-Tarts, come on, come on
Two Pop-Tarts, two Tarts that pop as one
Two Pop-Tarts, I eat them, I eat them
Two Pop-Tarts, two Tarts that pop as one
Two Pop-Tarts, come on, come on

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 6

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Michael Hack - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
I really started it since when I was three years old back in 1986.
asia - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
ma daughter kamille loves it she says i sang it to her she realy loves it
Knows Better - January 09, 2012 - Report this comment
You're a hack alright. This was never yours to begin with. Anyone can google Stacey Q and when it comes to food parodies we all know who's king. The waffle king!!

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