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Song Parodies -> "Adam's Bong"

Original Song Title:

"Adam's Song"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"Adam's Bong"

Parody Written by:

Tinkleheimer

The Lyrics

Never heard of it, just another request
I never thought I'd die alone
I laughed the loudest from the stuff I have grown
I trace the hoard back to the wall
no wonder it was never dug in at all
I took my time, I hurried up
the choice was mine I didn't think enough
I'm too impressed to go on
you'll be sorry when I'm on

I never conquered, rarely came
16 just showed many better ways
but then I took the stuff that takes my life
then I started to grow it outside
the world was wide, too late to try
the hoard was over, I survived
I couldn't wait till I got home
smoke grass for time in my room alone

I never thought I'd die alone
another six months everything will be unknown
give all my things to all my friends
you'll never step foot in my room again
you'll close it off, board it up
remember the time that I spilled the stuff
the cops my neighbor called
please tell mom this is not her fault

I never conquered, rarely came
16 just showed many better ways
but then I took the stuff that takes my life
then I started to grow it outside
the world was wide, too late to try
the hoard was over, I survived
I couldn't wait till I got home
smoke grass for time in my room alone

I never conquered, rarely came
16 just showed many better ways
but then I took the stuff that takes my life
then I started to grow it outside
the world was wide, too late to try
the hoard was over, I survived
I couldn't wait till I got home
smoke grass for time in my room alone
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Lev007 - August 27, 2003 - Report this comment
You changed like two words of the original song.
Tinkleheimer - August 27, 2003 - Report this comment
so...
Bryan Pardue - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
That sucked... change more, if not all, the words and you'll do better...

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