Song Parodies -> Link vs Ganondorf
| Original Song Title: | "Snoopy vs the Red Baron" |
| Original Performer: | The Royal Guardsmen |
| Parody Song Title: | "Link vs Ganondorf" |
| Parody Written by: | Borghilde |
After seven years of a peaceful rule
In in a far off place know as Hyrule
Came a roar and a thunder causing great fear
Sounded very much as if the end was near
Into the palace, a strange man came
Ganondorf Dragmire was his name
Many men tried, and many men died
Now they're buried together on the countryside
Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more
That bloody freak Ganon was rollin' out the score
Many men died tryin' to end that spree
Of that bloody freak Ganon of Gerudo Valley
In the nick of time, a hero appeared
A Hylian warrior with big, pointy ears
He came to the castle to seek revenge
But Ganon brought him down--"Curses, foiled again!"
Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more
That bloody freak Ganon was rollin' out the score
Many men died tryin' to end that spree
Of that bloody freak Ganon of Gerudo Valley
Now, Link had sworn that he'd get that man
So he went and asked Zelda for a new battle plan
He challenged the Gerudo to a real big fight
While Ganon was laughing, he got him in his sight
That bloody freak Ganon was in a fix
He'd tried everything, but he'd run out of tricks
Link slashed once, and he slashed twice
And that bloody freak Ganon went falling out of sight
Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more
That bloody freak Ganon was rollin' out the score
Many men died tryin' to end that spree
Of that bloody freak Ganon of Gerudo Valley
In in a far off place know as Hyrule
Came a roar and a thunder causing great fear
Sounded very much as if the end was near
Into the palace, a strange man came
Ganondorf Dragmire was his name
Many men tried, and many men died
Now they're buried together on the countryside
Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more
That bloody freak Ganon was rollin' out the score
Many men died tryin' to end that spree
Of that bloody freak Ganon of Gerudo Valley
In the nick of time, a hero appeared
A Hylian warrior with big, pointy ears
He came to the castle to seek revenge
But Ganon brought him down--"Curses, foiled again!"
Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more
That bloody freak Ganon was rollin' out the score
Many men died tryin' to end that spree
Of that bloody freak Ganon of Gerudo Valley
Now, Link had sworn that he'd get that man
So he went and asked Zelda for a new battle plan
He challenged the Gerudo to a real big fight
While Ganon was laughing, he got him in his sight
That bloody freak Ganon was in a fix
He'd tried everything, but he'd run out of tricks
Link slashed once, and he slashed twice
And that bloody freak Ganon went falling out of sight
Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more
That bloody freak Ganon was rollin' out the score
Many men died tryin' to end that spree
Of that bloody freak Ganon of Gerudo Valley
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Well done! got to love the v. game songs, especially those about Zelda. a little off on pacing, but that was only minor issues. 455!
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