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Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Corey Black

The Lyrics

Song explains it all
When I broke up wit hyou
I turned to fast food
Now my bust
and my butt
are blowin up
Plate of ribs on the side
Beans are always refried
Now soy makes me barf in waves
Always finish meals wit ha shake

Yes the food is disgusting and greasy
And now I just adore takeout food
I think I'm in love with Mr. Wong
Cause now my blood types ragu
Used to eat 1 cheeseburger and spew
Now I can eat at least 22

My heart has to pump even stronger
Makes my body just a little bit larger
I eat rolls that are named Kaiser
Thanks for makin me wider

Now see food coming
I jump out my seat
To my chagrin
It's hard to move due to the weight gain
Gain many a pound
Now I'm short,stubby and round
My house I can't get in
Candyland's my new favorite game
I'm the newest Burger King food slave

Food from Spanish to Thai
I'll be back in an hour for more
Uh,a s'more, oh no, some butter
Cause now stairs have become torture
I wouldn't weigh as much as 2 cows
and be able to sit around town
So I wanna say dang you


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... - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment
The chorus was not as long as that of the original, so I may take a point off for pacing. Overall, it was so-so.
who cares what my name is - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment
You're right, ellipsis. I voted 3 for pacing it was so bad.

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