Hey, I don't want Twinkies
Don't want any Klondike bars or Ding dongs
Throw away those darn cupcakes
Cause you know that all I need
Is Oreos

I love Oreos
Yeah the stuff that's in the middle
Taste real good
Everything (everything) will be just fine
If I get to eat some Oreos alright (alright)

Hey, I finished the whole bag
Guess it's time to go the store
And buy some more
It's kind of sick
Yeah, a little insane
That I can go thru ten bags
In one day

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Hey, I've just thrown up
I ate to many Oreos
And I got sick
But it's OK
I'll be back for more
Even though my teeth are real gross
What can I say?

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