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Song Parodies -> "Love Motion No. 9"

Original Song Title:

"Love Potion No. 9"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Love Motion No. 9"

Parody Written by:

Fitu Petaia

The Lyrics

I took my troubles down in Chinatown
My mom ditch me with the attitude
But when i met Bruce he was my kind a guy
But he said "Just do not look at Zhang Ziyi"
Love Motion No. 9

My pants got wet cause of Jackie Chan
He burned my pants down in Hong Kong
But i though Jim Kelly scaring at me
Cause he may be a troublemaker in China
Love Motion No. 9

His mama looked that she was a barekuda
She said that she kick my mom so bad
I kicked her so bad the chinese cop and smaked
I saw that she was a liar and a pussy
She got scared

She saw Stevie looking at her so bad
She said he looked like Ray Charles from the 80's
He said to her "No way"
He looks like a conductor named Mozarts
It was 8:00a.m. she was still there
Cause you thought i was James Brown with black teeth

Love Motion No. 9
Love Motion No. 9
Love Motion No. 9
Love Motion No. 9

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