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Song Parodies -> "Smart Shopper"

Original Song Title:

"Crazy in Love"

Original Performer:

Beyoncé Knowles featuring Jay Z

Parody Song Title:

"Smart Shopper"

Parody Written by:

Ross Marshall

The Lyrics

YES!
Time for savings right now
Most incredibly, it's a shopping spree—sale on used tongues

You ready?
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh no-no
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh no-no
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh no-no
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh no-no

Yeah, six packs of Diet Sprite
On sale, it's the savings right now

I heard there's a sale on apple pies
I walked in and I couldn't believe my eyes
Stuff from couches to paintings of Van Gogh
I lost count after the ninety-eighth row
Wal*Mart says they're rolling their prices today
These prices and these deals—I don't know what to say
But I know I don't understand
Just how they managed to sell heat in a can

Got me looking for savings right now, coupons
Got me looking for savings right now (bargains)
Got me looking for savings right now, BOGO
Got me looking for savings right now (discounts)
Got me hoping I'll buy some right now, clearance
Got me hoping I'll find some right now
Looking for savings I love
Got me looking, got me looking for savings I love

Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh no-no
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh no-no
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh no-no
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh no-no

I feel like going on a shopping spree
But my credit card seems to disagree
Tennis shoes on sale, I'll buy my girl a new dress
I'll buy a broom just in case I make a mess
Hot dogs that were blessed by a rabbi too
Time to eat some of this kosher food
But I still don't understand
Just how they plan to sell heat in a can

Got me looking for savings right now, coupons
Got me looking for savings right now (oh savings)
Got me looking for savings right now, BOGO (a new glove!)
Got me looking for savings right now (Glove!)
Got me hoping I'll buy some right now, clearance (hey!)
Got me hoping I'll find some right now
Looking for savings I love (hey)
Got me looking, got me looking for savings I love
I'm looking for savings I love
Got me looking, got me looking for savings I love

Price check, let's go
New stove, a bow and arrow—it's BOGO
CD and a DVD uh-oh (oh)
PC, baloney, the technology
Cell phony, big ole plasma TV by Sony now ya know (oh no)
An M-O-P handle, a van axle
Buy sea monkeys man; you'll buy the next two
The New York Times article, I go and buy a yo-yo, a ring toe
Deodorant for B.O.

A pic of Ringo, roll of one-ten film I need to get
Savings have got you set!
Mace spray and a range, A.C. for a change
Get Advil Cold and Sinus to take away the pain (oh no)
Yes sir, I'm buying some cotton cloth
A lecture all on Ben Hur on cassette tape
(Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh no-no)
Need chains put on my tires
Animal people sold me a boa
(Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh no-no)
Turtle wax, Kleenex, and crow bar
(Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh no-no)
Brand new lung
(Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh no-no)
I'll be paying with my VISA platinum, games for PS One!

Got me looking for haring for sharing
I'm not myself lately, I'm foolish—I don't like fish
A portrait of myself and shampoo by Nair
Planter from Lawn and Gardening
And a brand new porcelain toilet seat
Clocks to be hung and those beanie babies
I'm looking for tchotchkes; my watch needs a new battery—HEY!!

Got me looking for savings right now, coupons (oh coupons)
Got me looking for savings right now (oh savings)
Got me looking for savings right now, BOGO
Got me looking for savings right now
Got me hoping I'll buy some right now, clearance (baby)
Got me hoping I'll find some right now
Looking for savings I love (WHOA!)
Got me looking, got me looking for savings I love (WHOA!)

Got me looking for savings right now, coupons
Got me looking for savings right now (coupons)
Got me looking for savings right now, BOGO
Got me looking for savings right now (BOGO!)
Got me hoping I'll buy some right now, clearance
Got me hoping I'll find some right now
Looking for savings I love
Got me looking, got me looking for savings I love

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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Junior - August 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Brilliant!
Ross Marshall - August 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Junior, I'm glad you liked it!
K.Y.L.E - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Quite okay-ish, not THAT good, acually, maybe i change my mind, you know, I quite liked it, actually!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Annie - August 29, 2015 - Report this comment
That's pretty good! Not an easy song to parody, either. 555.

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